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How hot are human Testicals?

"Hot as balls" is, apparently, a balmy 84 degrees. In case you were wondering, actual human testicles are warmer, usually at 97 degrees.

mashable.com - Just how hot is 'hot as balls?' One curious man found out. | Mashable
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Have you ever wondered just how hot it has to be outside for someone to say it's "hot as balls?"

One very curious man did.

Over the past year Jim Webb(Opens in a new window), a web developer in Washington D.C., developed a project to analyze tweets that correlated language and temperatures. Every time someone used a temperature phrase in a tweet, like "cold as fuck," Webb geo-located the tweet and nabbed the real-time temperature. He collected about 5,400 of these tweets from August 2017 to January 2018, cataloging often-repeated, colorful phrases. Matching each tweet to its user's temperature led to quite a range when he found the median temperature for each expression: from "colder than mars" (minus-7 degrees Fahrenheit) to "hot as dick" (92 degrees).

SEE ALSO: Kindergartners should probably always do the weather report

Heck, appropriately, is not that hot. Credit: Jim Webb

"Hot as balls" is, apparently, a balmy 84 degrees. In case you were wondering, actual human testicles are warmer, usually at 97 degrees(Opens in a new window).

The most commonly used phrases per temperature were "cold as fuck" and "hot as hell," as seen in the chart below. "Hot as hell" is an appropriate 86 degrees, but "cold as fuck" doesn't even dip into freezing, with a median temperature of 41 degrees. Is it really cold as fuck?

I wonder how warm actual shit is. Credit: Jim Webb

While phrases like "hell," "shit," "balls," and "fuck" were used across the temperature spectrum, there were some that were very strongly associated with one or the other. "Boogers" are, apparently, cold, whereas the "devil's dick" is hot, hot, hot. The association of each phrase and its respective temperature is shown below. Most parts of the human anatomy are hot -- except for "tits." Anything associated with the devil tends to be hotter. "Two rats," which tops the hot association chart, apparently stands for "two rats fucking(Opens in a new window)."

Delightful.

Let's reclaim the phrase "witch's titty" Credit: Jim Webb

Webb said that this project was done solely for fun and totally "without merit." For more insight on his important work, which he presented at Hack and Tell DC(Opens in a new window), check out the project's GitHub(Opens in a new window). Want more clever culture writing beamed directly to your inbox? Sign up here for the twice-weekly Click Click Click newsletter. It's fun – we promise.

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What are the symptoms of late stage prostate cancer?

Signs and symptoms of stage 4 prostate cancer may include: Painful urination. Decreased force in the stream of urine. Blood in the semen. Bone pain. Swelling in the legs. Fatigue.

mayoclinic.org - Stage 4 prostate cancer - Symptoms and causes - Mayo Clinic

Overview

Stage 4 prostate cancer is cancer that begins in the prostate and spreads to nearby lymph nodes or to other areas of the body. Stage 4 prostate cancer is an uncommon diagnosis. Most often, prostate cancer is diagnosed at an earlier stage, when the cancer is confined to the prostate. Treatments may slow or shrink an advanced prostate cancer, but for most men, stage 4 prostate cancer isn't curable. Still, treatments can extend your life and reduce the signs and symptoms of cancer.

Symptoms

Signs and symptoms of stage 4 prostate cancer may include:

Painful urination

Decreased force in the stream of urine

Blood in the semen

Bone pain

Swelling in the legs

Fatigue

When to see a doctor

Make an appointment with your doctor if you have any persistent signs or symptoms that worry you.

Causes

Doctors aren't certain what causes stage 4 prostate cancer.

Stage 4 prostate cancer occurs when prostate cancer cells break away from the prostate and spread to the lymph nodes or to other areas of the body. Prostate cancer cells that spread beyond the prostate most often travel to the:

Lymph nodes

Bones

Liver

Risk factors

Factors that may increase your risk of stage 4 prostate cancer include:

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